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The Kardashian Curse Is Real. These 14 Men Prove It.

Very Bad Things happen to every single man who has ever been involved with Kardashian women… Some may even call it a curse or a hex.  These next 14 men have suffered some form of adversity or misfortune before, during, or after their relationship with a Kardashian woman.  Men beware!  In this case, we have several modern day examples of terrible misfortunes befallen upon every man that comes in contact with the Kardashian Klan.

Like the patriarch of the family…

Robert Kardashian.

Slate.com

Slate.com

Best known as the father of Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Rob.  Robert Kardashian may have started the curse.  He was married to Kriss Jenner for 13 years.

After they divorced, Robert represented O.J. Simpson in his very famous murder trial, along with Johnny Cochran and Robert Shapiro.  Khloe Kardashian said that her father would never “betray his friend” O.J. – and by taking O.J.’s secret to the grave, and enduring the stress associated with the trial of the century, Robert Kardashian died a terrible death of throat cancer…  Despite the fact that he did not drink or smoke, and cancer did not run in his family.

Khloe believes that something “symbolic” happened to her father…  As a side note, other defense team members Johnny Cochran and Robert Shapiro’s son also died an untimely death soon after the trial.

Todd Waterman.

DailyMail.co.uk

DailyMail.co.uk

Kriss Jenner (then Kriss Kardashian) had an affair with Todd, an amateur soccor player and animator, that ended her marriage to Robert Kardashian.  But before the affair ended, Robert hired P.I.s to catch Todd in the act, and even had some of his “muscle” (O.J.) have a chat with Todd:

OJ said he wanted to talk and he invited me to the house to talk. I said “no thank you.” I said “If you want to talk I have no problem meeting you in a public place but I have no desire to go to your home.

Todd says he started to look over his shoulder and felt threatened: I would walk into my place a different route, using the back door. I’d just been caught by this man with his wife, he was a high powered person, he’s got friends. It was scary.

After his affair, he had to move to London to escape the Kardashian circus.

Rob Kardashian Jr.

TheDailyBeast.com

TheDailyBeast.com

Robert’s son, Rob, has suffered from a grave and deep depression since his sisters and Mom-a-ger, Kriss have turned his life into a full time media circus when he was just a teen.  Rob has gained over 100 lbs., suffers from diabetes, and has become a recluse.

Lamar Odom.

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ETOnline.com

Lamar Odom was left “fighting for his life” after he was found at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch South in Pahrump, Nevada.  He had suffered multiple seizures after a drug overdose.  He is probably one of the saddest examples of the Kardashian curse.  Lamar married Khole Kardashian in 2009, and the couple are still married .

Scott Disick. 

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SHminehe.com

Scott Disick was long time boyfriend of Kourtney Kardashian.  He has suffered from chronic alcohol and drug abuse since the pair got together.  He has been in and out of rehab multiple times.

Damon Thomas.

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TheSun.com

Kim Kardashian’s first husband (from 2000 – 2004), is suffering from major financial fallout.  He is nearly $4 Million dollars in debt.  He owes $2 million in back taxes, and over $30,000 in child support.  Damon, when he was with Kim, paid for her first rounds of Plastic Surgery… and now he owes money to everyone from his Baby’s Mama to his bank.

Tyga. 

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InTouchWeekly.com

Kylie Jenner’s Ex, he was recently robbed by Birdman and busted lying about actually being from Compton.

Ray J. Norwood.

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NBCnews.com

Singer Ray J Norwood was charged with sexual battery, vandalism, resisting arrest in 2015.  Norwood, 33, is infamous as Kim Kardashian’s partner in the sex tape that launched her reality show career.  He now may be sitting behind bars.

Miles Austin.

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SportingNews.com

He has gone free agent after a very scary Kidney Injury left him bleeding in his urine.  His professional stats have been in a free fall since his 2010 relationship with Kim.

Gabriel Aubry.

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Babycenter.com

He no longer gets work as a model, and sits around collecting child support from ex wife Halle Barry.  He also recently lost a fight to Barry’s new man:

The two men came to blows outside Berry’s home.   Aubry was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. with fractured ribs and bruising to his face and later charged with misdemeanor battery, with bail set at $20,000, Los Angeles Police Sgt. Mike Odle told ABC News Radio.

Chris Brown.

Twitter.com

Twitter.com

To be fair, Chris was probably cursed long before he beat up then girlfriend Rhianna… But recently he was linked to Kendall Jenner, and we are sure to see some more criminal charges coming down the pipeline for Chris.

Kris Humphries.

InTouchWeekly.com

InTouchWeekly.com

This NJ Basketball player was allegedly duped into dating and marrying (for 72 days) Kim Kardashian (he was her second husband).  After the marriage ended, the Tabloids DESTROYED Humphries…  Even Snoop Dogg came to Humphries’ defense, releasing a bizarre 59-second viral video with the rapper stating:

[Kim’s] cold-blooded. I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the niggas that she got and how she played them. So, my advice is, look, you can’t make a hoe a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel.

Humphries basketball career has been meh since then.

Kanye West.

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IamUK.com

The rapper appears to have recently lost his mind.  He has publically admitted to being “$54 Million Dollars in Debt” and asked for Bill Gates, Google Executives, and Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to invest in him.  He is probably the only person in the world more hated than his wife.  (Which is difficult.)

Bruce Jenner.

USWeekly.com

USWeekly.com

The Kardashian Curse effected former Olympian Bruce Jenner so much, that he gave up being a man!  Bruce Jenner very publicly transitioned from Bruce to Caitlyn Jenner in 2015.  And apparently the curse didn’t follow him… because he’s killing it as a woman.

For those men, who have not yet been cursed, Run! Don’t walk away from these Vixens.